King Melodica Gallery

Back in the time of the Pharaohs, King Melodica opened the first 100% Vegan Cafe in the ancient world. Here is the photographic proof…

King Melodica sees off another UFO attack. What a lot of people don’t realize is that those UFO’s are full of looted cash and corrupt billionaire aliens. Only the Melodica can stop them.

Photographic evidence of an ancient Greek monument or shrine dedicated to King Melodica. King Melodica became a hero to the Greeks for insulting many thousands of corrupt politicians and rulers.

King Melodica emerges from a Black Hole full of Kale and is crowned King of all vegans. (4800 B.C.).

As all powerful masters of mind control, the Telepathic Ducks have used King Melodica to send a big finger to all humans on behalf of the entire animal kingdom.

King Melodica became friends with the Yak of Ghengis whilst on holiday in Outer Mongolia.

King Melodica arrives on the Giant Gull of Kakmongous (approx 5000 B.C.)

King Melodica and the Giant Swan of Kneck City.

King Melodica and Throat the Giant Swan of Kneck City discuss Climate change.

King Melodica undermines Napoleon Bonaparte.